488 Rules for Life by Kitty Flanagan

Author:Kitty Flanagan
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2020-10-21T15:55:00+00:00

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FOR MoMS

I am aware I am not a mother. However, I do have a mother, so I know what they’re like. These rules are for mothers everywhere.

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Calling something “delicious” does not make it so

Mothers have an odd habit of thinking they can trick children into eating something simply by referring to it as “delicious.” My mom still does it today.

“Would you like a slice of this delicious spelt loaf?”

“No thanks, Mom, I’d like a slice of bread that tastes like bread but hey, you go right ahead and tuck into that ‘delicious’ loaf that tastes like grass and wet cement.”

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